Plan B sucks too! 

At least I have a little bit of good news - the lawn to be re-turfed was measured incorrectly - tis now a slightly better (cheaper) 150sqm (approx).  Roundup has now been applied and waiting - waiting........waiting.................still waiting for it to morph into 'deadness'. Does it always take this long or is my lawn the Stubborn Teenager type.............?  I've been digging for England - Mmmmm, strangely satisfying!  Found frog corpses in various states of decomposition - ugh - is this an omen?   The once pretty bridge has been slung on the rubbish tip - can't seem to find a nice replacement for a reasonable price. Now making death-defying leaps across the murky brown sludge where fish once played & flirted.  Breathing new life takes either a team of 10 or a lifetime for 1!  Hello blisters - leaking again, are we? Best stop typing and get back to glaring at the thing called Garden.